The AI writing ban list.

£16.99

The PDF you feed your AI so it finally stops writing like a nervous template.

If you’ve ever asked an AI for help and felt the life drain out of the sentence, this is the fix.
Not a pep talk. Not a style guide. A correction.

This PDF isn’t a Sunday afternoon read.
It’s something you install so your AI stops repeating the same tired habits everyone else’s AI relies on.

It clears the clichés.
It cuts the filler.
It removes that polite, over polished tone that makes everything sound safe and flat.
Once uploaded, it reshapes how the model behaves at its core.

Think of it as giving your AI a reset button so it remembers how humans actually speak.

What This PDF Really Does

Every rule inside comes straight from your ban list.
The moment your AI reads it, it starts unlearning the patterns that make content blur together.

The model:

• Drops the contrast tricks

• Retires the dead buzzwords

• Leaves the jargon alone

• Stops linking paragraphs with identical transitions

• Forgets the metaphors you’ve seen a thousand times

• Loses the corporate grey tone

  Breaks out of predictable paragraph shape

You’re not teaching it to write more.

You’re teaching it to write like a person worth listening to.

What’s inside.

This isn’t an ebook. It’s a ruleset.
A quiet operating system running in the background.

1. The 12 AI Writing Tells
   A breakdown of the habits models rely on when they’re running on autopilot, including:
   • Negation structures
   • Power verbs that lost all power
   • Copy-paste transitions
   • Filler language
   • Metaphors with no pulse
   • Corporate fog
   • Awkward phrasing
   • And more

2. Style Behaviour Controls
   Your AI learns to avoid:
   • Perfectly even bullet lists
   • Paragraph twins
   • Emoji clutter
   • Random title case
   • The same list structure over and over

It forces variation.
Real variation, not add three adjectives.

1. The Rewrite Protocol
   A simple engine your AI applies every time it writes:
   Stop.
   Delete.
   Rewrite.
   Ask “Would a person say this?”
   If not, adjust.

This is the part that makes the model write with intention instead of reaching for the quickest pattern.

Who this is for.

Anyone using AI to write anything:
• Creators
• Agencies
• Solo founders
• Consultants
• Marketing teams
• People training their own GPTs
• Anyone who wants their AI to sound aligned instead of automated

If clarity matters to you, this belongs in your workflow.

How people actually use it.

They upload it into their AI.
They tell the model to follow it every time it writes.
That’s all.

Your PDF becomes a behavioural layer.
A quiet spine.
A way to stop the machine from drifting into sameness.

The Think Room DNA Key was built on the same idea.
Strategy first.
Tools after.
Voice protected.

Why It Works

AI loves patterns.
Your ban list breaks them.
Once installed, your model stops drowning your voice in generic soup and starts sounding like someone who thinks before they write.

It’s a personality upgrade.
Not a product.
Not a course.
Not a ritual.

Just a system that makes your AI stop sounding like everyone else’s.